Sorry if I’m bad. This is my first time.

So. This is my blog.

I never thought I’d see the day when I would make one of these. Never. I had a “who-really-gives-a-shit-what-this-random-ass-person-thinks-or-has-to-say” attitude toward blogs. And I didn’t want to read the thoughts of someone I knew from freshman year who was trying to sound all philosophical, insightful, and intelligent. Especially when her greatest accomplishment to date was flashing her tits after doing a seven-second keg stand.

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So yeah. Those are the kind of thoughts I had about blogs. Speaking of which… Blog is a funny word. More on that later. But not really.

So why is yours truly creating a blog then? Here’s why:

  1. I write for a living. In advertising. So, honestly, why not get a little more practice?
  2. Maybe, just maybe, I can entertain a few people with the shit that I say. If they can put aside that I am a random-ass person.
  3. Writing is therapeutic. You should try it. But when you do, write like a real person. Say “you,” not “u.” Say “are,” not “r.” And if you “lol,” you better have effing “lol’d.”
  4. Maybe most importantly — I need to vent. I live in my head a little too much. I want a platform to talk about what I want to talk about, when I want to talk about it. So that’s exactly what will happen here.

So. This is my blog. Things may get weird. Things may get angry. But hopefully, things will be at the very least slightly entertaining. And should I offend you with anything I write in the future… I apologize in advance. 

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2 responses to “Sorry if I’m bad. This is my first time.

  1. Pingback: I’ve Been A Bad Blogging Buddy | The Ranting Papizilla

  2. I write for the exact same purposes basically. I need to get my thoughts out so people can read them. Follow me! justjaycee.wordpress.com

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